January 26 Drabble

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"Chicken, pork, beef or seafood?"

"Pork."

"Spicy, sweet or savory?"

"Spicy."

"Noodles or rice?"

"We cannot have both?"

"I guess."

"Then both."

"White or fried rice?"

"You are making this more difficult than it needs to be, Napoleon."

"Oh? How do you normally order?"

"Shall I demonstrate?"

"Please."

dialing

"Good evening, Mister Huang. Two each of the daily specials. Yes. Both. Thirty minutes? Thank you."

"Cheater."