A little drabble do ya--Discussion of life--Clothing

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Napoleon and Illya are as different as night and day in many things, the men make these differences known.

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Napoleon

“Another new suit, Napoleon?”

“Saw it yesterday on sale, and it’s a Sherman’s.”

“You do realize we are going into an old warehouse for the meet?”

“Doesn’t mean I can’t be well dressed.  After all I’m supposed to set an example for my men.”

“There is sure to be lots of dirt, grim, and broken things lying about.”

“And?”

“There is a very good likelihood that your suit could get ruined.”

“Why are you always such a pessimist?”

“I have seen your suits after meets before.  Besides there is always justifying your expense account.”

“Ah, I think you better wait while I change.

Illya

“Not that black turtleneck again, Illya.”

“It is comfortable and flexible.”

“You do know we are going to a nightclub.”

“You didn’t mention that we needed to dress up.”

“But I did tell you where we were going.”

“True but I see nothing wrong with this shirt.”

“I know you use that outfit as a way to avoid people seeing the real you.”

““Why are you always such an optimist?”

“Think of all the women that will be there today, just looking for a good looking man to meet.”

“Ah, can you wait a minute while I change.”