A Little Drabble do Ya- "Timing is everything."

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Summary: Illya just tries to eat his dinner.

Rating: Gen.

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“Ukhodi Boris!” Illya snapped at the cat as she tried to make a dive at his food.  He’d brought home an eggplant sub for his supper, being alone for the evening.



“Mi-ow!”

“Ny-et!”

“Miooooow” She howled as he pushed her away. This went on for several minutes.

The telephone rang, distracting the Russian and giving the cat the opportunity to grab the food from the plate and dash off with it.

Illya cursed as he answered the phone.”What!”

“Aren’t we in a bad mood?” Napoleon said. “I was going to ask you to dinner, but I don’t know now...”