A Little Drabble Do Ya: First Week

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

“Why did The Old Man let a Commie into UNCLE?  Stinks to have a Commie period but, in New York?”

“I heard the CIA follows him everywhere; when they find that pinko’s handlers, they’ll throw his ass in jail so fast his head will...  Mr. Solo!  May we help you?”

“Yes, you can either stop spewing your ignorant rants in this commissary, these hallways and these offices or you can man our Antarctica facility and rant all you want.  Which is it?”

“Um, we’ll stop, sir; sorry.”

“Here’s your coffee, Illya.  Sorry I took so long.”

“Anything happen?”

“No.”