A Little Drabble Do Ya: Reading Material

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“What are you reading, Napoleon?”  Illya had come to Napoleon’s after work for dinner and television.  He picked the magazine up and frowned.  “Mad magazine?”  He flipped through it and snorted, “What is the purpose of this foolishness?”

Taking it from the Russian’s hand, Napoleon answered, “The ‘purpose,’ dear Illya, is laughter.  Don’t you ever read something just for fun?”

“Nyet.”

Napoleon went to his room to retrieve the TV Guide.  Upon his return he observed, “I thought you didn’t read anything so foolish as Mad Magazine.”

Illya sniffed, “I do not, but I want to read ‘Spy vs. Spy.’”