What A Turkey! - A Little Drabble Do Ya

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Okay, I know it's still Wednesday in other time zones, so that works for me.  Don't shoot me when you read this, I'm not a turkey ;)
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“Tell me, is it customary to shoot one’s own turkey for Thanksgiving?”

“What? No.  We go to the supermarket, or better yet receive an invitation to someone else’s home and just… enjoy.”

“So, you do not think it is preferable to engage in the spirit of the Pilgrims and…”

“Illya, why are you even asking this question?”

“I overheard a conversation among some … people.  It sounded as though they had a hunting party planned, and…”

“A hunting party?  You heard those two words in the same sentence? Okay, and you thought…”

“I thought … They shoot turkeys, don’t they?”