A Little Drabble Do Ya: It's a New Day

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Napoleon hung up the phone and sighed.  “I’m losing my mojo,” he moaned.

“What is ‘mojo’ and how are you losing it?”

“That was Brenda breaking our date.  That’s the third broken date this month.”

The Russian grinned, “I see.  Perhaps, my friend, if you were not racing through the secretarial staff like a bull in a china shop, you might be more successful.”

Napoleon leaned closer.  “What have you heard?”

“UNCLE’s women are starting to buy into the Women’s Liberation movement and want to be treated better by you and I agree.”

“Whose side are you on?”

“Theirs.”

“Traitor.”