Writer's Choice - UNCLE Comes to Mayberry
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“You have got to be kidding!” Napoleon Solo blurted out as his partner shoved a salt and pepper wig on the American’s head.
“It will be fine,”Illya assured as he readjusted the hair piece.
“I look like great Aunt Maude,” Napoleon continued to protest.
“You do not have a Great Aunt Maude.”
“Well if I did, this is what she’d look like. I can’t do this...I have a reputation to uphold.”
“Oh so you have no problem dressing me up like a woman...if you recall Barcelona."
“Well the circumstances warranted it chum but this…”
“Is the only way we will get out of here alive,”Illya finished the sentence.”If it makes you feel more assured, I will be in drag as well.”
“Oh that makes me feel soooo much better.”