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Summary: Napoleon and Illya try to make sense of things while grocery shopping. As usual, things don't go as planned.
( Give It a Couple More Days )
Links to :Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 2 continued Chapter 3
The wiley Kuryakin flashed his most sincere look to Irina Lezarev, and using those baby blues of his that had send chills down an enemy's spine; he easily swayed her, even though he was a complete stranger to her.
Like Napoloeon, Illya had his powers of persuasion, though he rarely used them to seduce a woman.
“Ivy, I am sure there is nothing ominous going on,” he lied, knowing it was for the best.
“You think so?”
“What else could it be but that? I am sure the government does not want to get the village’s hopes up about laying pipes, yes?”
She smiled at that as plumbing would be wonderful. “But where are my manners? Could I offer you some tea? It’s a chilly day out there and I think some snow’s on the way. You have somewhere to stay?”
( Read more... )Napoleon Solo walked tentatively through the grave yard looking for his partner. Illya surveillance there but never returned after being notified over only twenty minutes ago the assignment was finished.
“Bad guys subdued, come in from the cold tovarisch,”Napoleon radioed.
“On my way,”Kuryakin acknowledged.
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“Illya where are you?” Solo called, walking into the cemetary. There was a cold wind rustling the fallen leaves covering the ground.
“Tovarisch?” Napoleon was now worried.
The leaves at his feet stirred again.
“Baaaaaah!” The Russian jumped up at him.
“Very funny! You nearly made me faint... pal!”
"I am unfamiliar with that term."
Whack!
"Perhaps you need a reminder Señor Kuryakin."
Another Whack across the swollen face.
"No, that doesn't bring anything to mind."
Whack!
Napoleon cringed at what his partner was doing. Kuryakin could aggravate people into the most brutal frenzies…
"Say, maybe I know something. Why haven't you asked me about your precious whatchamacallit?" Solo figured if he could distract their captor then one of them could …
Whack!
Nope, this woman seemed to prefer Illya. What was the real issue here?
"Say, did he refuse to kiss you or something?"
She turned to Napoleon…
Whack!
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***hacer las paces means to kiss and make up :D