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Napoleon walked into the office he shared with his partner, and looking around; there was no sign of him. No one had seen the Russian all day.
That was when Solo heard a sneeze from beneath Kuryakin’s desk.
He peeked over the edge to see Illya huddled there with a book in one hand and a small flashlight in the other.
“Illya, why are you under your desk...and reading a book there?”
“Shuusssh,” the blond put his finger to his lips. “I am hiding from them.”
“Them who?”
“You know, the ones who like all the torture and angst. I am overdue for another one of their sessions. They have been quiet for a while but I have a feeling they are getting ready to pounce.”
“Oooh, those ‘them.’ If they’re after you, then I could be next. Mind if I join you?” Solo’s perplexed look changed to one of concern as he crawled under his own desk.
“Be my guest.”
“You know tovarisch we can’t stay here forever.”
“I know that Napoleon, but perhaps becoming more scarce will give us a break. Do you get the hint?” Illya poked his head out, speaking to some unseen person.