A Matter of Taste - A Little Drabble Do Ya

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

"I think you are wrong, my friend.  I quite like the blonde.."

Napoleon disagreed.  In his experience, which was extensive, his choice was the best.

"I'll have to disagree Illya.  Nothing can surpass the pleasures of sensual, dark… mmmm.."

The two men were at a stand off, with two women waiting for a decision.

"What do you say we each take one, and then switch.  I am certain I must sample each one in order to make a decision.  They are each quite desirable."

Napoleon agreed. The two men devoured each offering and then a decision was made.

Blonde Brownies.

"Weather or not"~ a double drabble story for A Little Drabble do Ya!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

“Do you believe this weather we’re having?” Napoleon said to his partner.

The two decided to take their lunch in Central Park, as a little fresh air would do them good after the Monday morning Section II briefing.

Woodrow Cates from accounting was giving his monthly report on agent expenditure during which nearly everyone was half asleep...well as far as Solo could tell, Illya was sleeping.

In the case of listening to Cates, it wasn’t surprising as he could put anyone to sleep with that nasally droning voice of his. He could become UNCLE next secret weapon, Solo mused to himself.

“Yes it is pleasant, is it not?” Illya sat on the park bench beside Solo.”Who would have thought it would be over 70˚ in the beginning of February, when only a week ago we had a blizzard.”

Unwrapping his hero sandwich; Illya dug in. Napoleon bit into a hot dog he’d bought from a nearby vendor.

“More than odd what’s been happening with the weather tovarisch?”

“Come to think of it...yes.”

The two men suddenly looked each other in the eye.

“You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“Da.”

They discarded their meals, and headed back to headquarters...

Chapter 2

Reminder: QuoteME #1: 2016

[carabele.livejournal.com]

This is just a reminder that the first challenge in the 2016 QuoteME series here on section7mfu swings into gear later this month (posting February 20th through February 27th).

The quote for this one really spoke to me about the mindset behind the work of Section II agents at U.N.C.L.E., so I hope you find it inspiring.

The guidelines for QuoteME #1: 2016 can be found here.

Standards - A little drabble do ya

[otherhawk.livejournal.com]

The light turned on, buzzed briefly and died. Napoleon was almost relieved. He had seen some horrors in his time, but this...

Black mould crawled down every wall, and the damp and dust were heavy in the air. Gingerly, he pulled back the bedcovers, revealing stained nylon sheets. No. Exhausted he might be, but...no.

"I think -"

"Nyet." Illya was already lying fully clothed on top of the other bed. "I have been awake for three days and we have both seen worse."

True, but they didn't pay for THRUSH prisons. Not in cash anyway. "I'm going to sleep in the car. Try not to get bitten to death in the night."

A snore was his only answer.

An Interoffice Memo

[threecee.livejournal.com]

Warnings: I think this might require the creation of a Gen - Immature classification.

The following memo surfaced after a comment Sparky955 made about Enforcement agents "going to the bathroom like everyone else". So it is HER fault.


United Network Command for Law and Enforcement
Interoffice Memo
To: Mr. Waverly
From: Paul Robbins

Dear Mr. Waverly,

Sorry to bother you, but I got a big problem with the bathrooms, if you excuse me mentioning them.
Them Section 2 gentlemen is heroes and all, and we all respects them, but they sure do make a mess in the bathroom. Yesterday, Nathan jest finish cleaning the mens room on level 3 when Mr. Solo and Mr. Kayeakin came in. They was arguing about shooting and Mr. Solo he says as how he can face the mirror and make a shot that hit the cake in the urinal. Well he pulls out his gun and shoots back over his shoulder. Smash up all the bran new cakes that was jest put in and scare Nathan half to death cause he was close to the urinals. Then Mr. Kayakin, he jumps right up on the end sink and flip over so he standing on his hands. Then he stand on one hand and use the urinal for what you suppose to do, but upside down on the sink! He hit it right enough, but not all the way because he so far away and Nathan had jest mopped the floor.

Then I send Curtis to clean it up because Nathan needed a break for his nerves and he hardly finishes when Mr. Slate and Mr. Kittridge come in and they start on wrestling and knock down one of the stalls and breaks a soap dispenser all over the floor. Whats Curtis supposed to do?

Now Nathan and Curtis say they won’t never clean the mens bathrooms again. Says they quit first. And it no good asking Ida to do it cause she still not over that exploding lipstick in the ladies. We all know we not to touch Section 2s or there stuff, but how was Ida to know it was Miss Dancer dropped it?

So please Mr. Waverly, you got to talk to the Section 2 folks and asks them not to do Section 2 stuff in the bathrooms. Just like Madge had you tell em about the cafeteria after exploding meatloaf last month.

Yours truly,
Paul Robbins
Head Janitor

Heads or Tails (Drabble and a half) - A Little Drabble Do Ya! - Feb 3rd

[jantojones.livejournal.com]

“Heads or tails?”

“What is the purpose of the coin toss?” Illya asked, looking up from his desk. He’d learned from experience not to make a call until he had all the facts.

“One of us needs to sit in on a rescheduled budgeting meeting,” Solo explained. “Heads it’s you and tails it’s me.”

“I only do that if you aren’t here,” Illya replied. “That would suggest you have an early date. Show me that coin.”

“That hurts,” the American said, with mock consternation. “Don’t you trust me?”

“With my life,” the Russian stated. “But not with my time.”

He held his hand out and waited for Napoleon to drop the coin into it. Reluctantly the CEA relinquished it. Illya checked both sides and discovered what he’d suspected.

“This is double-headed,” he said bluntly, before handing it back. “Enjoy the meeting Napoleon. I’m sure your date won’t mind postponing tonight.”

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