Aug. 2nd, 2017

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Napoleon moaned. Picking himself up from the ground; he did so gingerly, mind you.


“You all right mate?” Mark Slate asked.


“Bruised but nothing’s broken. I must have hit a bit of ice.”


“Ice? Are you daft Napoleon? It’s 90˚ and sweltering.”


Solo checked his noggin, feeling a sizeable lump on the top of his head.


“How’d I hit myself there,” he winced.


“Napoleon, you were in an accident; we’re taking you back to headquarters to be checked.”


“Oh? I don’t remember that Illya.”


“It’s Mark, Napoleon.”


“Oh hi, what are you doing here?”


“Taking you to...oh never mind mate.”

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Illya Kuryakin glared balefully at the tall pile of paperwork sitting on his desk. Napoleon’s paperwork. Now he was stuck with his partner’s job until Solo got back from his refresher course with Cutter on Survival Island. He silently cursed Napoleon Solo for getting him into this.

He grinned suddenly to himself. Napoleon had been planning to take Lovely Lucy to the theatre Saturday evening. The tickets and dinner reservations had been paid for. Solo had implored him to take her out in his stead.

           “Enjoy your holiday with Cutter, Napoleon!” he smiled to himself, picking up his pen.

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Napoleon and Illya stared, in a state of confusion, as Mark’s informant spoke.

“I ‘eard a dicky bird that the geezer you want will be in the rub-a-dub across the frog and toad tonight.

“Are you sure?” Mark asked.

“I don’t tell no porkies. Now, I ain’t got time to rabbit, I need a Jimmy.”

“What on Earth did he just say?” asked Napoleon, as the man wandered away.

“He said he’s heard the man we want will be in the pub across the street tonight. He then said he hasn’t got time to talk because he needs to urinate.”


Cockney Rhyming Slang

Adam and Eve – Believe
Dicky bird – Word
Rub-a-dub – Pub
Frog and Toad - Road
Porkies – (Pork pies) Lies
Rabbit – (Rabbit and Pork) Talk
Jimmy – (Jimmy Riddle) Piddle


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