Impromptu Challenge

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Since there's no PicFic today, how about an Impromptu Challenge.  We've had some photos showing up that feature a certain blond.  We need equal time for our handsome CEA, Napoleon Solo.  That doesn't mean Kuryakin can't show up in his glorious blondness, but this challenge is about the official Ladies Man of UNCLE HQ.
Let's have a story based on this:
What is wrong with Solo?