"Turn around"

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Taking lilidelafied up on her offer. This is a response to her drabble posted today.

Illya emerged from the ‘life-drawing’ class wearing his terry cloth robe and looking quite smug.

As expected, leaning against the opposite was was his partner who’d lied to him, telling the Russian he was going into a nice relaxing sauna...not that Illya wanted to, but when Napoleon insisted, it was hard to say no.

Solo immediately grinned. “Enjoy the sauna, I’m sure it was warm enough as you were on the hot seat.”

“Spare me your ridiculous puns. As a matter of fact I enjoyed the session; I have no reservations disrobing in front of women, regardless of their age.  Since they were there to sketch a handsome nude male, they had no qualms either.

Solo noticed writing on Illya’s arms...numbers, telephone numbers?

“Oh, that, “ Illya snickered.”The ladies thought I might enjoy dating some of their daughters...their photos indicated they were quite pretty; plenty of blondes, a brunette and even a red head.”

Napoleon’s jaw dropped as he stared at Kuryakin in envy.

“Perhaps you should model for the class next door?” Illya suggested.

“Another class? Sounds good to me,” Solo grinned. Finding the dressing room, he changed, slipping into a robe.

Napoleon sauntered into the classroom, grinning from ear to ear. He was going to enjoy outdoing his partner as he was sure he'd get more phone numbers.

The room was filled with elderly men...

Comments

[lilidelafield.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! I LOVE it !!! What a brilliant revenge! Maybe Napoleon will think twice in future.....

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

LOL! Glad you loved it. Thanks for the inspiration!

[threecee.livejournal.com]

Our Russian excels at revenge!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Yes he does, especially when it comes to his partner. Thanks for reading and commenting!

[pfrye.livejournal.com]

Way to go IK!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

That's our boy! Thanks for reading and commenting!

[pactnmmt.livejournal.com]

Oh this brought on a serious giggle. Love it. Chalk one up for the Russian.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Giggles are always a good thing! Thanks for the comment AND enabling me to post!

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

He took that bait like an amateur ;) I took life drawing, and trust me the models did not look like either of these guys.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

I think Napoleon's libido was clouding his better judgement. I'm sure he'll come up with some sort of reprisal...eventually. "D Thanks for the comment!

[jantojones.livejournal.com]

A perfect response to Lilidelafield's drabble. IK wins this round of one-upmanship :-)

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Thank you! He doesn't always win, but for once he did. Of course, Napoleon might try a little retaliation himself...still he started all this didn't he?