This story was posted yesterday in MFU Short Stories and it's a gem! Get ready for some laugh-out-loud reading. Stolen from leethet:
My favorite bit:
"Now, Illya, you know I can't shoot her."
"Can you shoot me?"
By Loretta Ross, "The Lost Innocence Affair." The link takes you to Geocities.
http://web.archive.org/web/20071231213437/http://www.geocities.com/elfstone810/UNCLE/lost_innocence_affair.htm
My favorite bit:
"Now, Illya, you know I can't shoot her."
"Can you shoot me?"
By Loretta Ross, "The Lost Innocence Affair." The link takes you to Geocities.
http://web.archive.org/web/20071231213437/http://www.geocities.com/elfstone810/UNCLE/lost_innocence_affair.htm