This story was posted yesterday in MFU Short Stories and it's a gem! Get ready for some laugh-out-loud reading. Stolen from leethet:
My favorite bit:
"Now, Illya, you know I can't shoot her."
"Can you shoot me?"
By Loretta Ross, "The Lost Innocence Affair." The link takes you to Geocities.
http://web.archive.org/web/20071231213437/http://www.geocities.com/elfstone810/UNCLE/lost_innocence_affair.htm
My favorite bit:
"Now, Illya, you know I can't shoot her."
"Can you shoot me?"
By Loretta Ross, "The Lost Innocence Affair." The link takes you to Geocities.
http://web.archive.org/web/20071231213437/http://www.geocities.com/elfstone810/UNCLE/lost_innocence_affair.htm
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Date: 2017-09-16 10:50 pm (UTC)And my quote up there is bad! It should of course be:
"Now, Illya, you know I can't shoot her."
"Can you shoot me?"
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Date: 2017-09-17 12:04 am (UTC)Ha! Yes, Illya had enough of her at that point.
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Date: 2017-09-17 01:48 am (UTC)