"I Heard it Through the Grape Wine" (Short Affair Challenge 9/17)

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Short Affair 9/17
Prompt: Gush
Color: Red

Title: I Heard it Through the Grape Wine
Author: Rose of Pollux
Word Count: ~430
Summary: In which Napoleon learns the hard way that the old “travel through the air vent” trope doesn’t always work out. Thankfully, Illya is there to lend a hand–and snark all the while.

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