Oh Dear ... A Little Drabble Do Ya
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section7mfuI saw something on FB that made me laugh out loud, and I reposted it HERE . It is the inspiration for the drabble.
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Napoleon was lying in a hospital bed; he had inhaled some noxious fumes and now the CEA was on oxygen.
When the nurse approached he mumbled through the oxygen mask, asking about the test results. To his surprise, she lifted the sheet and took a peek at his privates.
Napoleon gasped when she touched him, said reassuringly 'it all looks fine Mr. Solo'.
He removed the mask and asked again, 'are my test results back?'.
Red faced at her mistake, she was near tears.
"Oh dear, I thought you asked if your testicles were black!"
"Well, no… but thanks anyway."
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Napoleon was lying in a hospital bed; he had inhaled some noxious fumes and now the CEA was on oxygen.
When the nurse approached he mumbled through the oxygen mask, asking about the test results. To his surprise, she lifted the sheet and took a peek at his privates.
Napoleon gasped when she touched him, said reassuringly 'it all looks fine Mr. Solo'.
He removed the mask and asked again, 'are my test results back?'.
Red faced at her mistake, she was near tears.
"Oh dear, I thought you asked if your testicles were black!"
"Well, no… but thanks anyway."
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Date: 2018-10-20 03:24 am (UTC)