A Little Drabble Do Ya: The Dinner

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

“Thanks for inviting me to dinner, Tovarisch. What are we having?”

“Roast chicken, baked potatoes with butter and sour cream, corn on the cob and vanilla ice cream.”

Napoleon’s eyes widened in surprise. “Illya! You’ve learned to cook!”

“I have learned to set the oven to 350, clean chicken, add salt and pepper and put it in a pan with washed potatoes. It is hardly cooking.”

“Considering your usual Chinese takeout, this is a feast, indeed. Everything tastes great!”

The Russian blushed, “Thank you.”

“Now you have to get rid of the paper plates.”

“One thing at a time, Napoleon.”

Comments

[injj.livejournal.com]

thank you, this was good:) made me laugh:))

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!

[avrovulcan.livejournal.com]

Everything in the pan - hardly cooking! Great one. Now if he could teach my hubby......

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Thanks! In my world, Napoleon cooks for them if they want homemade food so if Illya can learn to make one meal, there is definitely hope for your hubby. ;-)

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Too funny! Good one!

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I liked the last two lines especially, but I found it all enjoyable. It's certainly counts as cooking to me.

As a chemist character in another fandom said, Chemistry is simply a form of cookery. (That was shortly before the oven blew up, but I still think the logic valid.)

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, Illya's oven just did what it's supposed to do. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for commenting!

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

As usual, the Russian's approach is logical. I'm glad to know it was also successful.

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Perhaps if he continues to approach cooking logically, he will continue to be successful. Thanks for commenting.