Snapshots~" Hot Dogs with Onions"

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Illya watched in disgust as his partner downed what he called a dirty water dog,, artfully loaded with onions, ketchup, relish and mustard, in just a few bites as they stood next to the hot dog cart, a block away from headquarters.

“How can you eat that?”  The Russian made a face. Though he loved his food, there were a few things that he didn’t care for, and hotdogs with all the 'fixins' was one of them.

Napoleon flashed him a snarky look. “This coming from a man who eats grubs.”

“At least grubs will not give me a case of bad breath.” Illya pointed at the last mouthful of the offending food. “May I remind you that will surely chase away the ladies Napoleon.”

Solo froze in his tracks, snapping his fingers. “Umm, excuse me while I head to that drug store across the street for some breath mints.”

“Good, at least I will not have to put up with your onion breath.”

“I’m not getting them for your sake.”

“Ah yes, but I will reap their benefit, nonetheless,” Illya smiled.

“You know what Mister smart aleck Russian, just for that, I’m going to have another hot dog, with extra onions...so there.”

Napoleon was about to take a bite of his second hot dog when a beautiful brunette wearing a tight red dress and high heels came around the corner. She looked him up and down and smiled.

“Hi there, if you’d excuse me for a second, I’ll be right back. Napoleon instantly tossed the hot dog in the trash, and hustled across the street to the drugstore.

When he returned, the brunette was gone.

Illya shrugged his shoulders as Napoleon looked about for her. “Perhaps I was right,” he suggested. “Next time you should not eat these hot dogs with onions.

“Either that or just keep breath mints with me at all times,” Napoleon joked as they headed down the street, returning to headquarters.

“Ah yes, the best of both worlds,” the Russian answered sarcastically. “Having your cake and eating it too.”

“That’s having your onions, tovarisch...”

Comments

hi

[dixiebelle2013.livejournal.com]

Yet another lesson in always being prepared. LOL

Re: hi

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Even though Napoleon always uses the Scouts salute and says "Scouts Honor" he forgot about always being prepared, at least in this situation. Lesson learned.

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