Snapshots~"Tedium Vitae"
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“Hi Napoleon,” the new receptionist at the agents entrance coyly greeted him as he and Illya entered headquarters. She leaned forward, giving him an eyeful as the top two buttons of her yellow blouse were open.
“Mmmm, hi Gina,” he responded, not able to resist taking a peek at her lovely cleavage. “Getting ready for our date this evening?”
“Excuse me,” Illya interrupted, “but I have work to do, unlike some. May I have my badge please?”
“Oops, I’m sorry Illya,” the girl shrugged apologetically.
He snatched the yellow triangle from her hand, pinning it on his lapel in a huff, leaving his partner to continue his flirting. The Russian headed off through the secondary entrance but as soon as he crossed the threshold klaxons began to blare and the emergency lights flashed, alternating between red and green.
Illya immediately drew his Special, but suddenly found himself surrounded by members of the Section V security team.
The door behind him opened and Napoleon stepped in with his gun drawn.
“Will someone tell me what is going on here?”Illya demanded as he returned his weapon to its holster.
“Sorry sir, scanners showed an intruder alert,” one of the agents said as he leaned in, looking at Illya’s badge.
“May I see that sir?”
Kuryakin removed his ID, handing it over to the man. Upon closer examination it was determined the badge had not been coated with the security film meant to allow the security system to discern authorized personnel in headquarters from intruders.
Gina stuck her head through the open door. “Sorry my fault. I was speaking to Mr. Solo and forgot to imprint Mr. Kuryakin’s badge.” She sheepishly shrugged her shoulders.
“I know you are new Miss Mathers, but overseeing the ID badges is one of your primary functions, please do not let it happen again,” Illya coldly chastised her as the security team disbursed.
She looked to Napoleon with concern filling her eyes.
“Am I going to get fired?”
“No, I’ll see there’s no mention of your name in the incident report. We’ll just chalk it up as a defective badge instead.”
“Thank you Napoleon,” Gina said, retreating back to her desk.
“Why are you covering for her?” Illya asked bluntly as he and Napoleon headed down the busy corridor towards their office.
“Well it was sort of my fault; if I hadn’t been flirting with her, it wouldn’t have happened. She was engrossed with me after all.”
“So does this mean you will stop your libidinous distractions with the receptionists?”
“Of course not,” Napoleon grinned. “I’ll just keep an eye out so it doesn’t happen again.”
Illya forced himself not to roll his eyes as he so often did, but the look on his face was a dead giveaway, revealing a taedium vitae when it came to Napoleon’s unrelenting pursuit of women.
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Date: 2013-09-20 06:20 pm (UTC)Anyway, even if security did complain about their interrupted poker game, a bit of drill won't do them any harm.
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