A Little Drabble do Ya- "Timing is everything."

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Summary: Illya just tries to eat his dinner.

Rating: Gen.

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“Ukhodi Boris!” Illya snapped at the cat as she tried to make a dive at his food.  He’d brought home an eggplant sub for his supper, being alone for the evening.



“Mi-ow!”

“Ny-et!”

“Miooooow” She howled as he pushed her away. This went on for several minutes.

The telephone rang, distracting the Russian and giving the cat the opportunity to grab the food from the plate and dash off with it.

Illya cursed as he answered the phone.”What!”

“Aren’t we in a bad mood?” Napoleon said. “I was going to ask you to dinner, but I don’t know now...”

Comments

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Sounds like some other cats I know--how is your lunch today?

[svetlanacat4.livejournal.com]

No, Niet, Non, Nein... whatever the language, a well educated cat doesn't understand the word...

[avery11.livejournal.com]

Boris will make a lovely snarky companion for Jellyroll. I've always felt that Illya needed two cats anyway. :) Meow!

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Naughty Boris, and brave in his mischief. Surely he knows the man doesn't take well to losing his dinner.

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

I don't think Napoleon's going to get out of it that easily. With my opinion of eggplant, I consider Boris, and others, showing real cat contrariness.

That's a beautiful picture, too.

Good luck wih your cat's spring jinks.

[kanders07.livejournal.com]

Sounds just like my cats.

[spotsycool.livejournal.com]

I'm being reminded by a certain little fur-ball, not a few feet away, that my lunch could very well be snatched off the table any minute now...

Let's hope Napoleon did take Illya out to dinner since Illya had his supper taken from him by a kitty with as big an appetite as his. ;)

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

This is great and as a cat person, I have had a goodie or ten taken by a kitty a few times in my life. I think Illya will be having dinner with his partner whether Napoleon knows it or not.