Heatwave

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

“This heat is ridiculous!  I’m sweltering and my pants crease is ruined!”

“Napoleon,” Illya huffed in exasperation, “you are never satisfied.  You complained about the cold in Alaska and now you complain about the heat in NY!”

“Hazy, hot and humid is a normal NY summer; hazy, hot, humid and a hundred is not.  Thank God HQ and my apartment are air conditioned.”

“That reminds me: What is for dinner?”

“What?”

“I will be staying with you during this heatwave.  My place is not air conditioned, remember.”

Napoleon sighed, “Be glad I like you.  Of course you may stay”

“Thanks.”

Comments

[illyushadarling.livejournal.com]

I love that Illya just invites himself over. Pragmatist that he is, no point in complaining about the heat, but every reason in the world to take action to deal with it in the most efficient manner. And if he can get Napoleon to feed him in the bargain... well, I did say 'most efficient manner', right? ;-)

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

And there is nothing more efficient than just bunking in with his partner and getting him to feed him! Thanks for reading and commenting.