A Little Drabble Do Ya - One Time Too Many

[avirra.livejournal.com]

"Illya? You awake?"

sigh

"Is it three o'clock in the morning again?"

"Yes, but -"

"So tell me, Napoleon. Is the building we are in on fire or in danger of collapse?"

"Uhm, no."

"Is someone shooting at us?"

"No."

"Is a bomb about to go off?"

"None I'm aware of."

"Then it would be my recommendation that you allow me to get some sleep before I become delirious enough to mistake my partner for a THURSH agent and shoot."

"Why don't you grab a couple more hours of sleep before we head out?"

"Thank you. I will."

Comments

[jantojones.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. I think Illya would be perfectly justified in shooting Napoleon at that time of the morning.

[avirra.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Illya is pleased to have others backing him, but Napoleon is probably feeling ganged up on *g*.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

I don't blame Illya at all for that threat. Of course Illya could use a sleep dart on his partner and solve both their dilemmas...just sayin'. (Hee heh)

[avirra.livejournal.com]

Tempting as the sleep dart is, I think Illya would worry that using it would guarantee a situation arising where he'd have to carry Napoleon before it wore off.

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

How about a swift left hook? Illya loosing sleep over Napoleon's insomnia... tsk tsk tsk.

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

A big thumbs up. Just point Napoleon to the Scotch.