Little drabble will do ya--Expenses

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the men not only have to worry about Thrush but also UNCLE's accountants:

"Mr. Solo is this an expense account or a statment of the national debt?" 

Napoleon shifted in his seat, “Well sir. When Thrush threw me into the barrel of tar, , they also threw in my suitcase ruining everything,” he said.

“We are not made of money you know. Why can’t you buy your suits where Mr. Kuryakin does?”

Glancing at Illya who was smirking, “But sir, his are off the rack!”

“I’ll help you find something if you like, Napoleon.” Illya offered innocently.

“Thank you Mr. Kuryakin.”

“Thank you partner. I don’t need help,” Napoleon said biting off each word.

“Mr. Kuryakin, perhaps you care to explain what has happened to the last three cars assigned to you.”

“Thrush threw a bomb into the first one and ran us off the road in the second.” It was now Illya’s turn to shift in his seat. From the corner of his eye, he saw Napoleon smirking. 

“Yes Illya, tell Mr. Waverly what happen to the last one.”

“Something was in the middle of the road, trying to avoid it, I hit a hay wagon tipping the hay into the car."

“I believe it was a squirrel.” Napoleon offered.

“What!” Waverly demanded.

Illya sighed at the burning car as he hurried to catch up to Napoleon. The CEA suit was torn and bloody.

“How was your assignment in Greenland, Napoleon?”

“Freezing, snowy and lonely. How was yours in the Brazilian jungle.”

“Hot, sticky and bug infested.”     

After a few silent minutes, Illya said. “One of us needs to call this in. I mean what could he possibly do to us worse than our last assignment?” 

…

“What can be worse, indeed. Two weeks of budget and expense reports.”

“Hopefully, Thrush will cause a revolution or something soon.”

“We can only hope, partner.”

 

Comments

[reapermum.livejournal.com]

:~)

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading.

[tingreca.livejournal.com]

Tee hee - in trouble with Accounting again! (And I am in Accounting....)

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Maybe they should send a couple of Accountants out with the guys an assignment-bet they would change their tunes.

Thanks for reading and reviewing.

[svetlanacat4.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is really funny! That's what partnership is made of... “I believe it was a squirrel.” Napoleon offered.

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Well he does believe in sharing the Waverly wrath.

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

Thanks for this view of our duo's tribulations. They can compensate themselves that Thrush's agents must get it even worse (and have nothing to show for it.)

Napoleon was probably trying to defuse the Waverly wrath with the cute, little squirrel gambit. Little did he know that the Waverly household (and more important, garden) was in a state of over-squirrelledness.

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Oh that is so good, thanks for the laugh and reading.

[avery11.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just loved that first line--it set the stage for some adorable snarking on the part of our guys.

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

They do love to get on one anothers nerves at times. Thanks for reading.

[threecee.livejournal.com]

Napoleon in off-the-rack suits! Inconceivable! Mean accountants!