"Napoleon never quits" ~ for A Little Drabble Do Ya! and Vive La France!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Kuryakin sat watching his partner with amusement.

Solo, sitting at a table with a new and lovely secretary, had her completely under his spell.

“Latest development from R&D. Just take a pill (he held up an after dinner mint) swallow it, and voila, I can speak a language I never knew before.”

He lied, popping a pink one. “Ciao splendida signora.” *

She giggled at his compliment,” Italian!”

He downed another mint. “Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” **

“Wham!” She slapped him and stormed off.

Illya walked over, snickering, “By the way she is the new secretary in Translations.”

*Ciao splendida signora.- Italian: hello beautiful lady

**Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? - French: want to sleep with me tonight?

Comments

[jantojones.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, and I bet his accent was terrible also :-)

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! At least with the French, but given what he said to her I don't think she was interested in commenting on his accent.

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

If only it were as easy as popping an after dinner mint.

Poor Napoleon. I'm surprised his cheeks aren't permanently red from lady's reactions.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Hey he's an optimist and never quits, though I'm sure his strategy does. LOL! Yeah, wouldn't it be great to pop a pill and be able to speak a language?

Merci beaucoup!