A Little Drabble Do Ya: Self Defense Moves

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Illya and Napoleon had finished their sparring session and were entering the locker room when Lisa Rogers and several secretaries exited their locker room and lined up around the floor mats.

“Napoleon,” she called sweetly, “Would you please help me demonstrate some self – defense moves?”

Napoleon bowed and answered, “Of course,” before walking to her side.

“Grab me from behind.”  He complied and Lisa said, “Ladies, if grabbed like this; do this!” 

Napoleon collapsed in pain when her foot found his privates.

Illya stepped forward to help him.  “It hurt when I was the demonstration dummy yesterday,” he said sympathetically.