A Little Drabble Do Ya: Self Defense Moves

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Illya and Napoleon had finished their sparring session and were entering the locker room when Lisa Rogers and several secretaries exited their locker room and lined up around the floor mats.

“Napoleon,” she called sweetly, “Would you please help me demonstrate some self – defense moves?”

Napoleon bowed and answered, “Of course,” before walking to her side.

“Grab me from behind.”  He complied and Lisa said, “Ladies, if grabbed like this; do this!” 

Napoleon collapsed in pain when her foot found his privates.

Illya stepped forward to help him.  “It hurt when I was the demonstration dummy yesterday,” he said sympathetically.

Comments

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Some partner, he could have warned him, and those women--oh my

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

I think Illya wanted to share the pain. Thanks for reading and commenting.

[carabele.livejournal.com]

Rather mean that Lisa Rogers. But then again I never liked her.

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

She is sneaky. Thanks for reading.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! Nice one.

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[svetlanacat4.livejournal.com]

Sneaky Illya (oh the devilish grin...) and... slightly "innocent" Napoleon... He should have guessed...
Too funny! Thanks!

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Oh my! That's funny.

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

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