Man from U.N.C.L.E. Section VII

I just want to preface this bit of lunacy with this: I loved playing Barbies, and I do not hold it against her that she had an impossible physique and bleached blond hair.  I have Hallmark Barbie ornaments on my Christmas tree, and too many fond memories of those years spent imagining the scenarios that went into the lives I constructed for her and Ken.  In truth, my friend Nancy and I put black electricians tape on our Ken's foreheads and they became George and Paul.  Our dolls were Beatles, and it was as wondrous as Pepperland.
So, with that in mind, I hope you have a giggle at this preposterous little tale.
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Napoleon Solo was seen around the city with an attractive blonde woman. She was mysterious, someone he chose to not identify to his friends at UNCLE. April Dancer and Mark Slate began a secretive surveilance of their CEA's new flame, and became suspicious when she would disappear for hours at a time. They would lose track of her completely, leading them to believe that she had a story as yet unrevealed, even to Napoleon.
Days at the Jersey Shore, weekends spent exploring NYC on foot and, most extraordinarily, in a scooter with a sidecar.  That was the last straw for April, for Napoleon Solo was not a scooter kind of guy.  This woman had him so wound around her diamond encrusted finger that he had abandoned all sense of himself for the sake of this affair.
What came next would be the photo that could possibly ruin Alexander Waverly's most successful team in all of UNCLE.
( Look if you dare... )