I Saw That Drawl - A Little Drabble Do Ya

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"Bless his heart."

Suzanne said it with a smooth drawl and then winked.  Illya saw it.

"Did you see that?  She blessed someone and then winked, as though it was a joke.  I wonder what that's all about."

Napoleon smiled, glad to finally have a piece of information that his partner lacked.

"You've never been to the southern states?"

Illya shook his head, he was still new to America.

"She didn't mean to bless anyone.  In a certain context, it means… um… well it's a little like saying what a blockhead."

"Really?"

Napoleon nodded.

"I rather like that."

"You would."

"Napoleon never quits" ~ for A Little Drabble Do Ya! and Vive La France!

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Kuryakin sat watching his partner with amusement.

Solo, sitting at a table with a new and lovely secretary, had her completely under his spell.

“Latest development from R&D. Just take a pill (he held up an after dinner mint) swallow it, and voila, I can speak a language I never knew before.”

He lied, popping a pink one. “Ciao splendida signora.” *

She giggled at his compliment,” Italian!”

He downed another mint. “Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” **

“Wham!” She slapped him and stormed off.

Illya walked over, snickering, “By the way she is the new secretary in Translations.”

*Ciao splendida signora.- Italian: hello beautiful lady

**Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? - French: want to sleep with me tonight?

Strategies - A Little Drabble Do ya! - March 4th

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“What do you think, I.K.?

“Your strategies have been too risky,” Illya replied. “Your subjects can be unpredictable.”

“You’re telling me!” Napoleon agreed emphatically. “Between them, they’ve thwarted every plan I’ve devised. What’s worse is, they don’t even realise they’re doing it.”

“At the risk of inflating your ego, strategies are one of your areas of expertise; especially when plans need to be fluid. You’ll come up with something.”

Solo sighed with frustration.

“I appreciate your faith, Tovarisch, but I really am out of ideas.”

“Then maybe you should simply tell the Waverly’s you’re organising an anniversary party for them.”

For Vive la France ...

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Here is a series of screencaps from the See Paris and Die Affair.  How many times did UNCLE send their men to France?

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"Oh… I just love France!"

Napoleon smiled as he filled Gloria's flute with more champagne.

"Have you been there often?"

A big smile and fluttering eyelashes were atop her shrugging shoulders.

"Well, not exactly."

Hmmm… The American did find this girl very charming, but he was aware that she lacked a certain… worldliness.

"So… not at all?"

This brought a little pout to her pale pink lips.  She was a bottle blonde, a Sandra Dee with her big brown eyes, so Napoleon chose to overlook the use of chemicals.

After all, some of his favorite French women were unnaturally blonde.

"Touche"~ for Vive La France!

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This story sort of takes place in France and is definitely 'tongue in cheek'...enjoy.

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Snow Minions

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