The Peaceful Meadows Affair, 2/? for the Lifecycle - Humor challenge

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Title: The Peaceful Meadows Affair, chapter 2
Summary: Napoleon and Illya begin to probe the weirdness of the Peaceful Meadows community while at its restaurant.


( When spying just doesn't go quite right )

"Drabble, Dribble, Drivel, Drool"~ for A Little Drabble Do Ya!

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“Napoleon what are you drabbling on about? You are speaking incoherently.”

““Drabbling? Misser Kury-akin. I do not drabble when I drink, nor do I drib-ble. Pour me ‘nother scotch bartender and don’t put it in a dribble glass, I mean drabble..no dribble.”

A few more drinks and he will feel nothing,” Kuryakin gravely nodded.

“Hey, wha’s this drivel...what am I doin’ on this table Ill-ee-ya??” Solo drooled.

“You have a broken leg and it must be set my friend.”

“Oh, ooo-kay, whoo-eee. Can I have ‘nother drinky-poo then?” Solo’s head dropped with a thud.

“Doctor, he is ready.”

Wash Day for A Little Drabble Do Ya

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"What are you doing?"  Napoleon was curious about the bundle of clothes that his partner was carrying.

"What does it look like?  I have laundry backed up for the last month; we have been on the road a lot my friend."

Napoleon considered that last, they had been hot on the trail of a THRUSH scientist whose work threatened to do much damage.  Fortunately they had stopped him.

"I wasn't aware that you do your own laundry.  UNCLE has a service you know."

That stopped the Russian in his tracks.

"Someone else will wash my clothes?"

"Yep."

"Bohze moi…"

"Yep."

Unfair - A Little Drabble Do Ya! - June 17th

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“No!”

“Please?”

“For the last time Napoleon, no. And don’t go giving me your ‘I am senior agent, so you have to do as I say’ speech, because it won’t work. Mr Waverly gave the assignment to me.”

“I’ll do my own paperwork for a month.”

“That is tempting, but Mr Waverly had a very good reason for not giving it to you.”

“I’ve played a photographer before. Please Illya. Call it an early Christmas present.”

“I’m sorry, my friend, but I agree with our boss. You would get too distracted spending a week with the world’s top fashion models.”

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