Don't have much to say? How about ...
Jan. 24th, 2018 10:02 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)

100 words to tell your story
"I thought I told you to not say anything to anyone about… you know."
"…"
"You know…"
"I do not know. And who is telling the thing that I do not know, or care about?"
"…"
"Napoleon, you must explain it to me in order for me to grasp or remember what it is you are referencing."
"Someone has written down all of the details of my little tryst with Angelique. Only you knew about it, so who did you tell?"
"I swear on my honor, and I do have just a smidgeon left, that I have told no one."
"It's them…"
“Excuuuuuse me?” Napoleon moaned as he rolled away from his latest lovely paramour.
“Did I say something wrong?” The poor girl felt blindsided.
“No no, not you...it’s them,” he whispered.
“Them who?” She raised her voice. “Wait you’re not one of those pervs who lets people watch while you have sex?”
“Shush! Keep your voice down. It’s not like that, it’s...hard to explain.”
“Explain this!”
“SLAP!”
She slipped from the bed, quickly dressing herself before she stormed out the door.
Solo looked upwards, exasperated.
“Can’t you give a guy a bit of privacy once in a while?”