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Shiv slammed the door to the van shut. Napoleon sat down next to Illya, the five girls huddled together towards the front of the compartment. "How are you?" he asked.

Illya grimaced as the van hit a bump in the road. "I'm not at my finest, but I'm not at my worst either." He unbuttoned his borrowed coat and showed Napoleon the gun that Dr. Rozhdestvo had given him. "I think you might be in better shape to use this." He whispered.

Napoleon took the gun and slid it into his waistband, covering it with his suit coat. "Your ability to mend is as always awe inspiring, Partner."

"I aim to please."

About half an hour later the van stopped. Shiv opened the rear and motioned the captives out with his shotgun. They were parked near a warehouse surrounded with a chain link fence. The compound was somewhere in the woods. The girls started to cry as they saw where they were. "You were going to let us go!"

"Sorry, ladies. I'm afraid there has been a change in plans and ownership." He motioned the ragged wet and cold group into the warehouse. Inside several of Shiv's men herded the crying girls into a cage, one of many that lined one side of the building. Several of the other cages were occupited with young girls, young men and even children.

Shiv prodded Napoleon and Illya into an empty cage near the door. "Behave yourselves and maybe you'll get out of this alive...maybe." He laughed.

"Oh, we intend to." Napoleon answered.

Shiv smiled, "This is working out well. The Claiborne couple are out of the picture sooner than I thought. Neither one of them are answering my calls. Their little money making racket will now be mine, thanks to Catherine Claiborne letting me know all about it."

"Catherine Claiborne?" Illya asked.

"Yea, Cathy and I had planned to take it over from Mommy and Daddy Dearest. She felt that her parents were not maximizing the profits that could be made. She wanted the food company and the trafficking sideline too. She was ambitious, a good recruit to THRUSH."

Napoleon shook his head in confusion, "But THRUSH killed her!"

"I know," Shiv looked sad. "A case of miscommunication." He looked at Illya, "Thanks for killing Major Durham. If you hadn't, I would have."

Napoleon and Illya looked at each other. The pain that they both had felt over losing an innocent was misplaced. The revenge that Marjorie and Randall Claiborne longed for was just as misplaced. Their sweet daughter was just as evil, twisted and corrupt as they were.

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Agent Collier Adams reported to Mr. Waverly's office. "Sir, Marjorie Claiborne gave us the location of a house and warehouse complex in upstate New York. That's where they keep all the people that they auction for their trafficking business. We suspect that is where Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin are."

"Good job Mr. Adams. I want you to coordinate with Mr. Slate and Miss Dancer to mount an attack. Bring our people home and free the unfortunates that the Claiborne's have imprisoned.


"Yes sir!"

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The warehouse was dark and quiet. Shiv and his team of THRUSH had retired leaving only one guard on duty. The guard seemed to be asleep. Napoleon nudged his sleeping partner awake and motioned to the cage door. Napoleon handed Illya a hairpin. "Courtesy of one of the young ladies" he whispered.

Illya slowly worked his way to the door, reaching through he quietly went to work on the lock. Fortunately it was fairly simple and with a soft click it opened. Napoleon slid out of the cage, Illya's gun in hand and crept towards the sleeping guard.
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The next chapter of our Christmas Round Robin, The Trouble in Times Square Affair, is on its way. In the meantime, if you need a review or are reading it for the first time, you can catch up using the links below.


This is a great way to start the week!


chapter 1


chapter 2


chapter 3


chapter 4

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As Depardieu and Denise hurried out the door the two henchmen aimed thier weapons at Waverly, Regina and the two agents.  Depardieu gunned the engine of the Citroen as several shots rang out.  He smiled as he wheeled the car into the lane and headed back toward his compound.  Denise did not react to the shots, even though they meant her mother was no more.  She was her father's daughter.

Inside the house Napoleon and Illya retrieved their specials from the henchment who lay dead on the floor.  "Thanks Mark!" Napoleon called.  Up at the top of the staircase Mark rose from behind the bannister.  "Not a problem.  I'll see to Mr. Waverly and Mrs. Depardieu, you two go after him, my car is parked around the back".

"Wait!" Regina called out.  "Justin has a secret entrance in the library that leads to an underground area.  I'm not sure what is down there but whenever he meets with THRUSH officials that is where they go."

"How do you access it?"  Illya asked.

"There is a switch behind the painting of Marie Antoinette, that is all I know."

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It was dark by the time Napoleon and Illya arrived back at the Depardieu compound.  As they approached the home it seemed as if all the normal security was missing.  The home was dark.  Napoleon and Illya quietly entered by a side door.  "I don't like this" Illya murmured. "It's not like Depardieu to not have any security."

"Or for him to leave, he must be in the hidden satrap."

The two agents quietly made their way to the library.  There above the fireplace was a portrait of the French queen.  The painting was tilted away from the wall, as if it had been moved.  Napoleon raised an eyebrow, "Sloppy or an invitation?"

"That would depend on if he knew we were coming."

"We'll assume he does, better safe than sorry and all that."

Reaching behind the painting Illya felt a button and pressed it.  A section of the bookcase swung out revealing a dark corridor.  Taking each side, their specials at the ready Napoleon and Illya entered the corridor and moved into the darkness.  A few yards down the corridor they came to a spiral staircase that led downwards.  The agents quietly moved down the stairs.  At the bottom the area opened into a large room.  As they entered a liight suddenly came on spotlighting a guillotine situated in the center of the room.

Denise's voice rang out,  "I knew you would come!  I've been waiting for you.  You will pay for what you did to my dearest father."

Napoleon and Illya blinded by the sudden light tried to locate the girl.  Illya called out "Denise, your father isn't the fine man you believe him to be."

"Liar!  He's a great man.  You are the criminal!  You and Napoleon will suffer as you have made my sweet father suffer."

"Where is your father, Denise?"  Illya called.

"He's collapsed.  The strain and betrayal were too much for him.  You will pay, you all will pay for your treachery.  I'm in charge now."

Napoleon and Illya crouched in the darkness, just outside of the spotlight and the ominous guillotine.  Napoleon glanced at Illya "I think your girlfriend has gone off the deep end, Tovarich."

"She's not my girlfriend, but I agree, she is acting in a rather unstable manner."

"What we need is a Christmas miracle."

"Napoleon, first poodles and now holiday miracles?  Be serious.  What we need is backup."

"Oh ye of little faith.  It's Christmas"

"Right."

The spotlight went out and the sound of a gas canister hissing filled the room.
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Finally, I'm able to get back online with something other than my phone.  I found a refurbished MacBook on Ebay for an astounding price, upgraded and slick as a whistle.  This is a beautiful machine, I'm so very happy with it.
I've missed a few things, braved cold and snow and lots of rain.  It's still really cold here, in the 20's.  And on top of the weather issues, I've tweaked my knee again.
It seems that tendons don't heal well, and I did something to my left knee a few years ago that just keeps being a problem.  I was reading about it, and all of it rings true for me.  I could maybe do physical therapy, but that requires going to a doctor and all of that stuff... or just do what is suggested by these medical articles.
 The suggested rehab measures include strengthening the gluteus maximus... I'll admit it made me laugh when I read it and saw the illustration of a rear end lit up like a Christmas bulb.  I'm still not sure how to do that, the strengthening part, without using my legs and making my knee hurt.
Oh well, at least writing for MFU won't hurt me.  Well, except for the part where sitting for long periods of time with my knees bent makes it hurt... hmmm... I'll risk it.
I hope everyone is doing well.  Belated Happy Birthday to [livejournal.com profile] pfrye, I came back in here a day late.
Stay warm if you can, and if you're not in a cold zone... be thankful.
Let's get with the stories folks!  Napoleon and Illya need us to give them a more fulfilling life.

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Chapter 1 by mrua7
Chapter 2 by leethet
Chapter 3 by glennagirl
Chapter 4 by alynwa

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Angelique sighed as she looked out of her hotel window.  The glittering New York skyline did nothing to alleviate her sour mood.  She was in trouble.  Her attempts to garner information from her companion Gustav Reuter has been about as successful as getting that grim Russian Kuryakin to like her, not that she had any desire to have that horrible little man like her.  Reuter insisted that ending U.N.C.L.E. was his professional goal but the destruction of her Napoleon was his personal goal.  He seemed more intent on his personal goal, a fact that quite frankly did not set well with her.

Angelique had not lasted this long in THRUSH without taking calculated risks and she was sure that the idea she was formulating would be one of the more dangerous ones she had contemplated to date.  Listening at the door connecting her suite to Rueter's she could hear the sound of the shower.  Hoping Rueter was occupied she grabbed her fur coat and quickly left her room and took the stairs down to the lobby.

As her taxi pulled up to the Del Floria's entrance to U.N.C.L.E. headquarters Angelique noticed two things, one there was an unexpected closed sign on the shop and two she saw Agent Dancer standing in a corner phone booth talking into her communicator.   Dancer exited the phone booth and hailed a cab rather than enter through the agent's entrance.  Something was obviously not right. Angelique decided she would follow the young agent.

April noticed the taxi that had stopped near De Floria's pulled out into traffic and follow hers.  A few blocks later she handed the driver her fare, "Darling, be a love and make a quick right and just slow down then continue on to where ever you want to go."

"Sure lady, it's your money!"  The cab took a sharp right and April jumped out and quickly slid between two parked cars, crouching down waiting for the cab that was tailing her.  The cab pulled around the corner and April, special in hand, ran out.  Grabbing the taxi door she yanked it open and threw herself inside right on top of Angelique.

April pushed Angelique hard, shoving her special into the THRUSH agents side.

Angelique pulled away and straightened her dress, and coat.  "Not the most elegant of entrances dear, but well done!".

"Why are you following me?  Do you have something to do with all this?"  April could only think of Mark and what might be happening to him.

Angelique raised her hands and smiled.  "Yes and no to your second question, as to the first question I have come to offer my services."

"I bet you just did!"  April scoffed.

"So untrusting, and at such a young age.  Just give Napoleon a call and tell him I didn't know anything about the phone, but I have some information on who does, and I want to help".

Keeping her special on Angelique, April pulled her communicator out with her left hand to make her call.
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At the Hartford field station Napoleon and Illya waited at the entrance for April and her surprise companion.  Illya was not happy, whenever Angelique was involved his partner seemed to lose what common sense he had and trouble soon followed.  The trouble that followed usually meant he would get shot, hung up or tortured.  Napoleon was pacing, fidgeting and seemed as unnerved as a bridegroom waiting for his intended.  Illya grimaced at that mental picture.  "Napoleon, please relax, stop pacing!" he growled.

"At lease I don't look like I ate a lemon!"

"Eating a truckload of lemons would be preferable to dealing with that woman."

"Illya....

The door swung open and Angelique entered with April and her special close behind.

Angelique smiled.  Wrapping her arms around Napoleon's neck she greeted him with a passionate kiss.  "Hello Napoleon, I've come to offer my services to you and U.N.C.L.E."

Napoleon held her at arms length.  "Angelique my love, you have a lot of explaining to do!"  Illya glared at them both and snorted "Really Napoleon, she has "explaining" to do?"  Rolling his eyes Illya pointed down a hallway "Miss La Chien we have an interrogation room waiting for you."

"But of course."  Linking her arm through Napoleon's she headed in the direction indicated, Illya and April close behind.

Later that evening the three agents sat in a conference room finalizing a plan.  "Ok" Napoleon said "We know that THRUSH had Angeliqe return a stolen U.N.C.L.E. prototype that had been tampered with.   The phone when examined was triggered to emit some sort of electronic wave that had put everyone within it's range to sleep or changed their normal behavior"

Illya continued "We know it has limited range but we can't get to the device to disable it in any way.  Plus we don't know if it CAN be disabled".

"The THRUSH mastermind behind this is someone named Gustav Reuter who seems to have a personal grudge against me." Napoleon added.

"Do you recognize his name or the description Angelique provided?" April asked.

"Not at all."  Napoleon looked at the other two agents.  "Reuter is the only one who knows what the beam is, and it only makes sense that he'd have a way to get past it."

Illya shook his head "I don't like it, there has to be another way."

"There may be partner but we really don't have a lot of time to try and figure it out.  I trust the two of you to cover me.  I'll have Angelique turn me over to Reuter and we'll take it from there."

"What if you get the only THRUSH who doesn't want to brag and explain his master plan boss."  April asked "What if he just kills you?"

"Well, then it's up to you and Illya."

"Not good enough my friend.  Plus I don't trust that woman, how do we know she'll do what she says she will?"

"Do you have a better idea Illya?"
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Illya and April waited with Napoleon as the Hartford medic inserted a small tracking device under his skin.  "April and I will be monitoring you from the street, outside the hotel." Illya said.  "We'll be in contact with the strike team we've put together, they will be staged near Headquarters."

"All you have to do is stay alive." April added.  "Angelique indicated that she'll get Reuter to talk about the device."

Illya indicated the tracker,  "When you want us to move in is scratch your neck and press on the tracker.  It will send a signal."

"I guess we are ready then" Napoleon said.  "Let's get Angelique and get going."

The three agents and Angelique left the Hartfort field station.   Illya grabbed Angelique's arm to help her into the van they were taking.  "If Napoleon is injured or dies, I will kill you."  he whispered.  Angelique started to make a flippant remark  but her words failed her as she looked into his cold eyes.  She swallowed and nodded.
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Gustav Reuter was furious.  Angelique La Chien was a dead woman.  He didn't care what support she had at Central.  When he had checked in her adjoining room to discover she was missing he was livid.  His usual cold calm was abandoned as he raged and broke every object he could in her room.  Each object that cracked and shattered was in his mind her face, arms and legs and then Napoleon Solo's face, arms, legs and back.  Finally finished he calmly surveyed his destruction and smiled.  He had discovered long ago that judiciously applied rage helped keep his demons in check.  He just had to be sure to let them out to play once in a while, of course he felt so much better when he applied his rage to people not unfeeling objects.  He heard a key in turn in the lock.

Angelique entered.  She had her hand on the arm of a blindfolded and bound man, her pistol pressed to his back.  Looking at the destruction of what had been her room she raised her eyebrow at Reuter.  "Problems with housekeeping?"

Reuter pointed his own pistol at Angelique.  "I'm giving you ten seconds to convince me why I shouldn't kill you."

Angelique turned and pulled the blindfold off of Napoleon who stood and blinked in the sudden light.

"Solo" Reuter whispered.  He raised his pistol and pulled the trigger.
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Napoleon leaned back in his chair and sighed.  “Illya, do you  know what today is?”



“December 21st.  Why?”


“It’s the Winter Solstice.  Just imagine my friend,  a candlelit dinner with that special someone, a night of romance on the longest night of the year.”



“Ah, so who will be that lucky “special someone”, Mindy?  Sally? June?  Wanda?”



“I haven’t made plans yet...I’m just visualizing!”  Napoleon closed his eyes a satisfied smile on his lips.



“I wish you good fortune in your Solstice quest my friend.  I have made plans already with four special someones.”



“What!  You have FOUR dates!!”



“Yes, one, Chinese takeout, two my couch, three my newest physics journal and four my bed...it may be the longest night of the year Napoleon, but we do have to report to work at the same time tomorrow!”








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Napoleon woke with a groan and slowly pushed himself into a sitting position against the stone wall of his cell.  As cells went he’d been in worse, but not many.  No cot, no window, just cold damp stones.  The only way in or out was a solid oak door with a small barred window that allowed a faint light to illuminate his surroundings.  The floor was covered in mouldy straw that had obviously been there for quite some time.

He had no idea how long he’d been here but judging by the way his stomach was growling it was morning.  He wondered how Illya was faring.  The last he had seen his Russian partner was when Lady Olivia’s goons had pulled him struggling to the opposite side of the courtyard.  He hoped Illya had enough sense to not antagonize the large THRUSHs manhandling him, but he doubted it.

Napoleon stood as he heard a key rattling in the door.  It swung open and two large guards entered, one blocked the door pointing his rifle at him.   The second put a wooden bucket on the floor and pushed it towards Napoleon with his foot.  “Wash” he growled and tossed a grimy rag at him, then he set down a stack of clothing.  “Her Ladyship insists you dress for brunch.”

“Of course” Napoleon grinned “I wouldn’t want to disappoint my hostess.”

His two guards never more than a few feet from him Napoleon was led through a maze of underground hallways, then up a narrow flight of stairs.  Solo knew he had to put off any escape attempt for the time being.  A meal with the mysterious Lady Olivia might give him the information U.N.C.L.E. wanted and help him locate Illya.

A heavy oak door was opened and Napoleon was pushed inside what were obviously Lady Olivia’s living quarters.  A crackling fire lent the only warmth to the lushly renovated surroundings.  Heavy tapestries hung on the stone walls, antique furniture filled the room.  A door opened and Lady Olivia entered, dressed in a lovely black skirt with a Royal Stewart tartan blazer.   “Mr. Solo, so kind of you to join me.”

“How could I refuse” he murmured as he kissed her hand.

“Oh, what a charmer you are...so unlike your disagreeable associate.”

“Ah, speaking of my associate...how is he?”

“Alive.”  Olivia smiled, “Well, at least for now.”

Lady Olivia slid her arm into Solo’s.  “Tell me Mr. Solo, do you love the Holidays?”  Not waiting for him to answer she continued “I do, I love receiving presents, If you told me what U.N.C.L.E. knows about my plans I’d be ever so happy….would you like to see my Christmas tree?”

She led Napoleon through an archway into a dining area where a table was set for two.  In the corner of the room was a large evergreen bedecked for the season.  Napoleon smiled as he held the chair for Lady Olivia and then sat across from  her.  “Lovely tree” he smiled hoping his Solo charm wouldn’t let him down.  “But not as lovely as the vision sitting across from me!”

Olivia sighed, thinking that it might just be a tad difficult to kill this one.

“When I was a little girl my father would tell us stories about our heritage, that the Stewarts were the rightful heirs to the British throne. I knew that one day I’d be able to right that wrong.   With THRUSH’s help, and my plan,  I will do so and I will be the Queen.  I was born to be Queen!”

Napoleon shook his head.  It was obvious that not only was Lady Olivia dangerous, and no doubt beautiful but like so many other THRUSH she was also somewhat insane.  He couldn’t help but feel sorry for her.

Lady Olivia saw the look of pity on Solo’s face and a cold fury took her.  “Look up Mr. Solo...look up at my Christmas angel.” Solo looked up.  Illya, bloody and unconscious hung by his manacled wrists from a short chain threaded through an iron ring embedded in the ceiling.  Dangling his bare feet were only a few inches above the top of the gaily decorated Christmas tree.

At Napoleon’s stricken expression Lady Olivia began to laugh.
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Napoleon looked at his partner, “Well….okay then, any ideas on how to proceed with this?”

“Really?” Illya crossed his arms, a slight shiver running through his body as he stared at the spot where Mr. Ecks had vanished. “I’m a scientist. This isn’t real. It’s a hoax, something someone has engineered to keep us occupied, distracted and afraid while they accomplish whatever it is they are planning.”

“Afraid?”

Of course Napoleon would catch that one word Illya thought, “Of course not, are you?”

“Of course not!” Napoleon scowled, rubbing his bruised arm. “Alright, even if it is a hoax, and Mr. Ecks was an engineered apparition, he did suggest that we dig into our records. The answer has to be there.”

“I agree,” Illya said “I’ll go to our office and start to review our most recent assignments.”

Napoleon nodded, “I’ll organize security sweeps of the building to make sure everyone is safe and no one travels the corridors unless they have a partner. I’ll make sure communications are watching for any unusual activities from our feathered friends in case this is their doing.”

As Illya headed out into the dark corridors Napoleon called “Check in with me every half hour, I don’t like us being separated, especially since I don’t want anyone else to travel alone!”

“I can take care of myself, Napoleon!” Illya grinned.

“Right. Just be careful partner!”

As Illya slowly limped his way along the darkened corridors he found the unnatural quiet oppressive. The normal hum of fluorescent lights, the swoosh of doors and muted conversations were missing. He hadn’t realized how noisy the halls of U.N.C.L.E. HQ were until now. He fought the urge to keep from looking over his shoulder. “I will not fall prey to All Hallows Eve nonsense.” he muttered.

Turning on his flashlight he entered the stairwell and started his slow climb. Two floors up he thought, sprained ankle, headache and no pumpkin pie. He should have stopped at the commissary and gotten something to eat.

“One more floor Comrade” he sighed. “Great, now I am talking to myself.” His headache seemed to be getting worse with each step he climbed. Illya stopped as he heard a loud rushing as if something large and deadly was streaking down the stairwell towards him. He grabbed his special and braced himself for whatever was heading towards him. A dark looming shadow enveloped him and slammed him against the wall, forcing Illya to drop to the floor gasping for breath, his special falling from his numb hands clattering and falling down the stairs. Pain brought unwanted tears to his eyes as he tried to struggle to his feet. There in front of him a white mist swirled, faded and then became more solid. Looking up he found himself looking at a face he saw only in his nightmares, his own! “Nexor!” Illya cried as the pain from his headache became unbearable and darkness took him.

Napoleon opened his communicator, “Illya? It’s been forty minutes tovarich. Where are you partner?”

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First small attempt at FanFic - thought I'd try something very different.  Haiku - 5-7-5 sylables, 3 lines.

Brown eyed man staring
Special pointed at a foe
A bird tries to flee

Angelique pouting
"Napoleon, please trust me?"
"Just once more my dear."

Spider on flower
Beauty and death together
Once again twarted

He will never trust
"I will always have your back!"
Blue eyes keeping watch.

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